Thursday, February 19, 2009

An Ashamed Ex-Smoker

As a former smoker, the following video just annoys the ever living heck out of me.

Oh my kiddies...I mean, gosh darn it....please look away if you have any of the following conditions:

Bad Bladder
Premature Balding
Flat Feet
Hoof and Mouth

OK, for the rest of you, here is a video. I don't want you to watch it if you have not slept for at least 8 of the last 24 hours.

You have been warned.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Could I Hit Ollie Perez?

Your darn right I could.

He'd probably try and bust me inside with some high cheddar, then throw that big hooker of his, but I would wait him out for a walk or just go with the pitch.

Listen kiddies, especially all you lefty's out there, when you face a guy like Ollie Perez think opposite field, go with the pitch, and attack.

Think high cheddar always and adjust to the hook.
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